Monday, September 27, 2010

Before Oreo there was Peppers.



My late dog Peppers. She was the smartest dog I've ever had. She would spend her days looking for an open window or an unattended door to sneak inside the house. We had to put chicken wire on our windows for a bit because she got into the habit of breaking in the house by smashing a window. She even followed an ex-gf of mine home who lived down the block and broke her window and chilled out on her couch while she was at work. She was obsessed with being an indoor dog, so when we moved her outside she freaked the fuck out. When it was rainy with thunder or fireworks would go off she would claw at the door till her nails were filed down to bloody flesh.

On that note of ex-gfs though. I need some advice from you guys. One of my ex-gfs says shes coming to visit me. She stabbed me in the back, went to live with some other guy. Basically scrambled me emotionally, but that was 4 years ago. Here's the dilemma. Should I just keep her as a booty call or tell her to fuck off? I feel like i want to say fuck off, but at the same time, what am I going to do that night if i tell her that? Stay home alone, game and look at porn?



35 comments:

  1. LOL nice post bro...
    Supporting! hope you do the same ;D

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  2. i think you should get rid of her (ex). She left you and you shouldn't want her.
    Btw, cute dog!

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  3. ya screw her ,oh hm... i ment fuk her , oh wait damn...um.... tell her to GTFO ,there that works...lol..

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  5. Pff, get rid of that bitch, make her come as closest as possible to you, then reject her on the whole line, thats what i did to my bitch when she wanted me back after leaving me after 4 years of a relationship. 4 years and she left me for some retard. Never again am i letting her back into my life.

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  6. this is a good post that makes me want to come back for more

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  7. fuck and then cut her off, unless she's hot enough for you to want to keep around for a FB

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  8. I'd lay back and see how things are going.. and then do what I like.
    As long as you're not really into it.. what can happen to you? :)

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  9. Hey, I'm back from the dead! Come and visit me!

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  10. Hahaha the first part of the story cranked me up xD

    About your ex, I would just tell her to gtfo even if you'll play video game that night instead, for numerous reasons.

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  11. i bet that dog listens to all commands

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